a couple "how to" things...

First, a how to on looking like an idiot in a store. First, check out the sales at kohls....awesome sales. While looking at the massive wall of 50% off boys jammies, back up to get a wider look, you might bump in to "someone", politely say "excuse me" then turn to see you bumped into a mirror and you were apologizing to yourself. true story. There is nothing you can do to take the embarrasment off of that one, it's not a fart you can blame on the child you are with, it's not a trip that you can turn into a bending motion to tie your shoe...it's just you talking to yourself loud enough for people to hear and wonder who the hell you're talking to. Another idea, while taking a nice walk, you could try looking like an idiot while laughing out loud every time you think about said kohls experience....of course make sure it's a busy street, and at quitting time to make sure everyone now sees you laughing. by yourself.

Yeah, both of those really happend. On that note, yesterday was a aweeesome first day of fall, I'm loving this weather and tooootally not going to let the fact the it's supposed to be 90 friggen degrees sunday get me down...Today is Aydens off day from school, so we were doing school work in the dining room...I had the window open and it felt so nice we ended up finishing school work and coloring forever...

So last, i'll leave you with a how to pick a wedgie while excercising................jog, seriously....try it.